Behind the Burner 5

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/18/2015 at 12:36 • Filed to: Behind the Burner

What do we know so far?

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Their primary vehicle is USDM, orphaned GM product, has an intact rear window, is 2WD, has 4 doors, has a trunk, and an automatic transmission.

Their secondary vehicle is also from the Big 2.5

They like cars from most parts of the world

They don’t think you should dragon a Celica.

Lives in a state that does not have any Tesla dealerships.

Are 25-50% likely to squee at the sight of a Ford GT

They are not Gamecat, Dwhite, Snuze or Dukie

They are not Canadian

They used to own a subcompact car

They do not drink Busch Light because they have standards.

They have never participated in Secret Senna

They did not write the article about the Celica, the Grand Cherokee, and the E46 in which the author made us think they were actually girls.

If you guys can think of anyone they are clearly not based on the evidence then let me know and I’ll add them to our list of is nots.

They don’t think you should dragon a Celica.

Well I’ll tell you who he is. He is wrong.

It could be a Saturn. Or a Pontiac. If you stretch it could be a Saab

It is something-clever-here.

Am I doing this wrong?

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner
11/18/2015 at 12:55

Yeah, you’ll have to ask if it is you on Reddit.

CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/18/2015 at 12:57

Maybe it is a 4runner?

Wouldn’t me guessing it was me kinda ruin the whole game if it was me?

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner
11/18/2015 at 13:01

Only if it were actually you. Head on over to Reddit to see if it is you!

$kaycog?

CalzoneGolem > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/18/2015 at 13:16

I’m pretty sure $kaycog is much much more likely to squee at the sight of a Ford GT.

Yeah, just thopught she might play it down a little.

Hahahaha. no.

CalzoneGolem > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/18/2015 at 13:38

You’re welcome to go on reddit and ask. I’m also pretty sure she drives a Ford Escape.

nah, i’m not that curious. I’m just glad you guys like your home for the game. Feel free to post other car stuff there as well.

Dr. Zoidberg?